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Hot Lard… A Gay Porn Site

Posted in Fan Mail, Howto, Humor, Photos, Tips & Tricks, tagged , , , , , , , , , on December 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

I’d like to thank the Countofflanders for the new header photo…
I’m not really sure what he was going for with it.
But my guess is he is trying to lure in the gay porn crowd.
But Hey…
If it gives us more hits on the site, I’m all for it.
PENIS!!!! GET YOUR HOT STEAMING PENIS HERE!!!!

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Things a Minnesota Vikings fan can do during the playoffs

Posted in Humor, Photos, Sports, TinyPic, Worst Of, You Suck, tagged , , , , , , , on December 31, 2008 | 4 Comments »

Well, I am pretty sure I know who Ervin is directing his post towards… ME!  Bastard!!
In the spirit of fun, here is my comeback… bitch.
 
Get that boob job you’ve always dreamed of…
 
Send your profile pic to The Biggest Loser…

 
Go find yourself a new boyfriend at Chuck E. Cheese…

 
Take your hot girlfriend out for a classy [...]

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A Realistic Lexus Christmas Commercial

Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, You Suck, tagged , , , , , , , , , on December 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Are you tired of watching those Lexus Christmas commercials every year. You know the ones, where they try to make it look like that average Joe-Blows like you and me can give a $50,000 car to our loved one on Christmas. Instead of the truth where some snotty bitch gets a new car  from her [...]

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Things a Dallas Cowboys fan can do during the playoffs

Posted in Best Of, Celebrities, Demotivator, Humor, Sports, You Suck, tagged , , , , , , , , , on December 30, 2008 | 3 Comments »

Now that the “Sure Thing” “Favorite to win it all” “America’s Team” Dallas Cowboys have failed to make the playoffs, I know there are a whole lot of menstruating and suicidal Cowboy fans out there that have nothing to do for the playoffs. So we here at Hot Lard would like to give you a [...]

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Hope Christmas was good for you

Posted in Christmas, Kodak Moment, TinyPic, tagged on December 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Hello all, and hope you got everything you wished for this Christmas.  I hope you got that new Hello Kitty bag you’ve always wanted:

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Hot Lard Kodak Moment – What I Want for Xmas

Posted in Christmas, Kodak Moment on December 23, 2008 | 1 Comment »

This chic sure does have a certain talent that I would like to have for my Christmas present.
Then again, a penis-shaped puppet might explode out of her stomach and devour me on the spot.

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Seasons Greetings… I Quit!!!

Posted in Animals, Christmas, Demotivator, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, WTF, You Suck, tagged , , , , , , on December 23, 2008 | 3 Comments »

To all of our wonderful readers, I’d like to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
To my new boss that has told me I’m working on Christmas…. Fuck you ass wipe I quit.

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Hot Lard Kodak Moment – All I want for Christmas…

Posted in Christmas, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , on December 19, 2008 | 1 Comment »

Here you go little Billy…  The blow job machine you always wanted.

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Need a storage facility to keep your weed?

Posted in YouTube on December 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Got a bunch of crap laying around your house?
Got bags of weed you need to keep out of your basement?
Do you need to dig something up and get it out off your property ASAP, but don’t want to throw it away?
Do you live in Chicago?
Then look no further than Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental & [...]

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Best of TinyPic, Volume 3

Posted in Best Of, Hotties, TinyPic on December 15, 2008 | 1 Comment »

Welcome to another edition of Hot Lard’s Best Of/Worst Of series of TinyPic photos.  Stay tuned for fabulous rebuttal from Ervin.

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