Black Friday Shopping

Just returned from “Black Friday” shopping. Got the kids everything they’re going to get for X-mas this year.

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Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Chip and Dale Eiffel Tower

I never trusted those little fuckers. Once they tried to have their way with me in “It’s a Small World”.
It’s a world of laughter, a world of tears.
It’s world you could get molested in, from a catholic queer.
You can run, you can hide
But you will get semen in your eye.
It’s a small world after [...]

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Happy Thanksgiving from Hot Lard

I’d like to wish all of our readers a very Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at Hot Lard.

And if you don’t celebrate Thanksgiving from where you are…
Ummmm, happy “Whatever day” you bunch of heathens celebrate in your blood soaked caves and dungeons.

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The Worst of TinyPic, – Volume #1

Maybe I’m the Ying to the Count’s Yang, the darkness to his light, the down to his up… Well all I really know is that if he is going to do a best of, I HAVE to do a worst of. So beings the Count showed you the good of Tinypic.com, I MUST show you [...]

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Caption Contest

I must know what this is all about.  Anyone have any ideas?

Thanks.  And You’re Welcome for the scars I’ve planted in your brain.

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Best of TinyPic, Volume 1

We all know the readers can’t get enough porn, especially when we read our viewer emails.  The number one subject line (by far) is “watch her come over and over again”.
In the spirit of hotties, we are starting a new series that we like to called Best of… and for our inaugural post, how about [...]

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Hot Lard is keeping its celebrity endorsers.

With all this talk of corporate bail-outs and the letting go of celebrity endorsers; I wanted to take this moment to let all of our readers know that Hot Lard is going strong. We have not lowered ourselves to ask for a free handout from our government. Plus I’m happy to say that all of [...]

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Hot Lard News Flash – GM hires Super Tard to replace Tiger Woods

It has been confirmed that famed super hero and adult diaper model, Super Tard has been hired by GM to replace Tiger Woods as its new celebrity endorser. Super Tard is best known for his work with turkey insemination and explosive bowel movements. Last year Super Tard wowed the world when he showed he was [...]

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Hot Lard News Flash – Tiger Woods has been laid off!!!

The economic down turn has now hit the golf world. Tiger Woods, famed golfer and savior of the planet has been laid off from Buick. Immediately after the lay off Mr. Woods put his 60 million dollar yacht up for sale and his mansion has been foreclosed on. There is even word that his wife [...]

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Demotivational Posters Volume #31

Just in time for Thanksgiving we here are serving up a big ole slab of perfectly cooked demotivational posters. I’m sure after you digest these you will nap for a week and take the dump of the century when you wake up.
On a serious note:
We here at Hot Lard & Demotivational Minds would like to [...]

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