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My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick – My Daughter’s Hot Friend

Posted in Hotties, Humor, Rants, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , , on September 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »

I knew this day was going to happen, I was just not expecting it to happen so soon. My daughter brought home her first hot friend. Now don’t get me wrong, I do not want to have sex with this girl or any thing like that. I’m just pointing out a fact; this friend of [...]

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Demotivational Posters – Volume #27

Posted in Demotivator, Hotties, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , , , on September 25, 2008 | 1 Comment »

It’s been a while since I have created a full version of our award winning demotivational posters. But since the human sacrifice phase of this calendar year is now finished, I find I have a lot more spare time on my hands. So I sat down a whipped up a hot steamy batch of posters. [...]

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Reader Submitted Demotivational Posters – Volume #3

Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Photos, tagged , , , , , , on September 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

We have received two new reader submitted demotivational posters from one of our readers. This time it is Carl that has graced us with his wit and charm…
OK actually Carl has been calling me all hours of the night saying I had better post his stuff and say good thing about him, or he would [...]

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Quote of the Day – 9/22/2008

Posted in Humor, Thoughts, WTF, tagged , , , , , , , on September 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Each Day before I go to work, I dip my elbows in Garbage.

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Don’t Ever Leave

Posted in Celebrities, Humor, Thoughts, WTF, tagged , , , , , , , on September 21, 2008 | 1 Comment »

We here at Hot Lard want to thank you for stopping by. And we NEVER want you to leave.
NEVER…
EVER…
We will hunt you down, find you and drag you back kicking an screaming.
Have a great day.

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Beer Demotivational Posters

Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , , , on September 20, 2008 | 1 Comment »

These are not demtivational posters about beer…
I have just drank a lot of beer tonight and decided to create a few before the buzz wore off. If they suck… Well fuck it I was drunk. If they are good… I meant to do that.
Who wants to pull my finger?

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Saturday Demotivator

Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , , on September 20, 2008 | 1 Comment »

I’m board…
So Here are a few really crappy demotivational posters I came up with.

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Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Shoes Make the Woman

Posted in Demotivator, Hotties, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , on September 20, 2008 | 1 Comment »

Mmmmmmmmm, baby…
Show me your Keds.
Yeah that’s what daddy likes

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Hot Lard Caption Contest – ROCK & ROLL

Posted in Caption Contest, Humor, Photos, WTF, tagged , , , , , , , , on September 19, 2008 | 2 Comments »

Hey, there, all you middle men. Throw away your fancy clothes. And while you’re out there sitting on a fence, so get off your ass and come down here, cause Rock’N’Roll ain’t no riddle man. To me it makes good, good sense

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Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Santa has been Outsourced to India

Posted in Christmas, Demotivator, Hotties, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , , on September 19, 2008 | 1 Comment »

Hmmmmmm, This may not be that bad a thing.

Deck the halls with gobs of semen…
FA LA LA LA LA LA FA LA LA LA

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