I knew this day was going to happen, I was just not expecting it to happen so soon. My daughter brought home her first hot friend. Now don’t get me wrong, I do not want to have sex with this girl or any thing like that. I’m just pointing out a fact; this friend of [...]
Archive for September, 2008
My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick – My Daughter’s Hot Friend
Posted in Hotties, Humor, Rants, Thoughts, tagged daughter, ho, Hot Friend, hot girls, Mmmmm, premarital sex, Skank, Teenager, Ugly on September 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Demotivational Posters – Volume #27
Posted in Demotivator, Hotties, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, tagged anal sex, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Midget porn, motivation, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, posters on September 25, 2008 | 1 Comment »
It’s been a while since I have created a full version of our award winning demotivational posters. But since the human sacrifice phase of this calendar year is now finished, I find I have a lot more spare time on my hands. So I sat down a whipped up a hot steamy batch of posters. [...]
Reader Submitted Demotivational Posters – Volume #3
Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Photos, tagged demotivation, Demotivational posters, fans, motivation, motivational, motivational posters, posters on September 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
We have received two new reader submitted demotivational posters from one of our readers. This time it is Carl that has graced us with his wit and charm…
OK actually Carl has been calling me all hours of the night saying I had better post his stuff and say good thing about him, or he would [...]
Don’t Ever Leave
Posted in Celebrities, Humor, Thoughts, WTF, tagged Basket case, Britney Spears, don't go, kicking and screaming, never leave, scream, Stalker, we love you on September 21, 2008 | 1 Comment »
We here at Hot Lard want to thank you for stopping by. And we NEVER want you to leave.
NEVER…
EVER…
We will hunt you down, find you and drag you back kicking an screaming.
Have a great day.
Beer Demotivational Posters
Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, tagged Beer, blow jobs, demote, demotivate, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivate, motivational, motivational posters, posters on September 20, 2008 | 1 Comment »
These are not demtivational posters about beer…
I have just drank a lot of beer tonight and decided to create a few before the buzz wore off. If they suck… Well fuck it I was drunk. If they are good… I meant to do that.
Who wants to pull my finger?
Saturday Demotivator
Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, tagged demote, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivation, motivational, motivational posters, posters, public television on September 20, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I’m board…
So Here are a few really crappy demotivational posters I came up with.
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Shoes Make the Woman
Posted in Demotivator, Hotties, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged anal sex, Crack Whore, hot girls, keds, Midget porn, phone sex, sexy, shoes on September 20, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Mmmmmmmmm, baby…
Show me your Keds.
Yeah that’s what daddy likes
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Santa has been Outsourced to India
Posted in Christmas, Demotivator, Hotties, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged anal sex, Big fat ho, Crack Whore, Ho Ho Ho, india, Jingle Bells, Out Source, outsourcing, Santa on September 19, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Hmmmmmm, This may not be that bad a thing.
Deck the halls with gobs of semen…
FA LA LA LA LA LA FA LA LA LA