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I thought these guys were dead…

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I’m doing the Friday Demotivator and day early. I’m not felling well and if I don’t do it now, it may not happen at all this week. And I would have to cry myself to sleep at night knowing I had let all of you down.
Enjoy,

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As a life long Republican, I’d like to take this moment and say that George Bush is an idiot. The man could not find his ass with both hands, a flash light and 20 boy hungry priests on shore leave.  The last 8 years have been a tail of miscues, mistakes and greed. I may [...]

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Thanks to my hay fever, I’m too stuffed up to sleep or think straight, so I decided to surf the net. And that’s how I came up with this really shitty demotivational poster.

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Shhhh, don’t tell anyone, but I’m gonna go down on you…
And you’re gonna love it…
But it’s only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it…
Then I’m gonna come back up again and fuck you, big time…
Lots of love,
Fuel Prices

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Here are some quality photos of how your money gets spent every time you go to fill up your tank.
Do you think Americans might get a discount on some property?  These photos are from Dubai.

And if that wasn’t enough, get a load of this photo of the soon-to-be world’s tallest building.

How would you like to [...]

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What I’m looking for is something other than the normal line I use on my kids, “Does this smell like ass to you”?. The really sad thing is, normally it does.

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One of the many horrors of my summer weekends is the “Garage Sale”. This is where my wife forces me to go look at the crap that other people don’t want, but we might. Normally I’d rather spend the weekend being a prison bitch, than have to watch my wife fight off some 78 year [...]

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The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years.  Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.

Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife’s insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade.
One [...]

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Kristina has submitted another spirit lifting poster for all to view. This time she wanted to show her secular side. I can see that Kristina and I will have something to talk about at Sunday school this week. Thanks for the poster Sister Kristina, say “Hi” to Beelzebub for me.
Enjoy,
To see this poster you must [...]

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