Hey Hot Lard, Kurt Cobain here. I’d love to wish you a happy birthday and say what a great site you have there… But I’m dead.
Shot myself… Blew my head clean off. I’d like to say that thinking back that probably wasn’t a very good idea… But I blew my brains out, so I don’t do much thinking anymore.
*Awkward Silence*
Well, gotta go, the Devil wants to ass rape me again. Suicide sucks, but Hot Lard is great!!!
Happy Birthday
Birthday cards from dead people are always the best
I’m still waiting for a response from Heath Ledger.