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Caption Contest – What’s So Funny?

Posted in Caption Contest, tagged , , , on July 29, 2008 | 5 Comments »

Time for another Hot Lard Caption Contest!
Submit your ideas in the comments.  No prizes will be awarded, unless you want a signed photograph of Ervin’s handiwork.

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Hot Lard’s Top Ten Posts – #4

Posted in Celebrities, Hot Lard's Birthday, Hotties, Humor, PSA, Photos, tagged , , , , , , on July 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Number #4
Hot Lard has the nude photo of Vanessa Hudgens
Created: Sept 7, 2007
Hits: 5245
We have two posts on Hot Lard that promises the reader the opportunity to see a young celebrity’s ripe, supple boobies. Both of which are on the top ten list, (What a big surprise) this is the first, the other is to [...]

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Hot Lard’s Top Ten Posts – #5

Posted in Demotivator, Hot Lard's Birthday, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , on July 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Number #5
Demotivational Posters Volume #1
Created: Feb 13, 2008
Hits: 4,900
Demotivational Posters Volume #1 set a few milestones for us here at Hot Lard. To begin with it was the first of the demotivational poster series and showed the staff that we actually did have a purpose in life. (Other than mooning the elderly) The second was [...]

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Youtube Video of the Day – Wii Fit

Posted in Nintendo, Video games, YouTube, tagged , , , on July 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Now, I’m not normally the person everyone would call a Wii Fanboy, but the video below is BY FAR the only reason why every guy should buy their lady the Wii Fit:

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My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick – The Worlds Greatest Cheeseburger

Posted in Food, Humor, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , on July 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »

Last night I created the world’s greatest bacon cheeseburgers. I fried up some of the best thick cut bacon you can find. The burger was made from the choices meats.  I used fresh lettuce, onions, and tomatoes from my garden. To top it all off I used BBQ sauce instead of ketchup, and to give [...]

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Wal*Mart is Evil; Shopper Strips to Prove Point

Posted in WalMart, You Suck, tagged , , , , on July 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

I was browsing the bicycle forums this afternoon (yes, I was… LOL) and came across another reason to believe Wal-Mart is pure evil.
Turns out, a woman was unable to bring her bicycle inside (probably because most bums would love to steal her $600 bike any chance they got).  Apparently, Wal-Evil doesn’t allow outside bikes inside [...]

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Hot Lard Kodak Moment – WTF?!?!?!?!?!

Posted in FotD, Hotties, Kodak Moment, WTF, tagged , , , on July 26, 2008 | 3 Comments »

So, we’ve seen this pic … now, how about this one?

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Ervin Shlopnick poses for the Hot Lard Birthday Card

Posted in Hot Lard's Birthday, Humor, Photos, tagged , , , , , , on July 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Get yourselves some cake ladies…

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(Midget Porn) and Crack Whore Wishes Hot Lard a Happy Birthday

Posted in Celebrities, Hot Lard's Birthday, Hotties, Humor, Mad Lib, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on July 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Happy anal electrode Hot Lard,

We just wanted to ass rape a gay midget and give you a fat woman thong from our Russian whore collection. Tonight we would like to give you a public blowjob while Penis ramming the shit teeth of Hillary Duff, while lorena bobbit and Rainbow Bright explore anal leakage and fat [...]

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Hot Lard’s Top Ten Posts – !#$%@#% There always has to be one!

Posted in Demotivator, Hot Lard's Birthday, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , on July 25, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Number #10a
Demotivational Posters Volume #14
Created: April 13, 2008
Hits: 3102
I knew… I just fucking knew it!!!!!
Once I started this list I knew that a post would suddenly get popular and change the order of things. And sure enough it happened. Volume #14 of the demotivational poster series has taken in enough hits over the past two [...]

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