Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post
As a respected member of the journalistic pack, I was appalled and sadden to the point of suicide when I saw the false advertising that my co-journalist CountofFlanders had uncovered at SinglesNet.com. I immediately got on the phone with our crack team of corporate lawyers and midget prostitutes and demanded they do something about this or I would remove all of their hair again. Within minutes we had covert forces storming the headquarters of SinglesNet.com, taking prisoners, torturing those responsible and ravishing their pets and farm animals.
And it appears that good has won over evil, because SinglesNet.com has pulled the SarahC_1225 false photo and replaced it with the real SarahC_1225. And boy howdy is she a real catch. Better hurry boys or you’ll be standing behind the old Shlop-inator to get your chance with this one.
Grrrrr
Ervin, I am so glad you got to the bottom of this conspiracy.
Now, if we could just find a way to pay our legal fees…
There is no fooling around with you’se guys!
When you’se guys are on the case; you’se on the case.
You should have a show: Myth Busters or Muff Blisters or something like that.
Muff Blisters?!?!?!?!?
I love that!!!!
I’m leaning towards MILF Blisters.
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