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Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Fighting for Truth in Advertising

Posted in Business, Email Scams, Hotties, Humor, Internet, PSA, Photos, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 30, 2008 | 5 Comments »

Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post
As a respected member of the journalistic pack, I was appalled and sadden to the point of suicide when I saw the false advertising that my co-journalist CountofFlanders had uncovered at SinglesNet.com. I immediately got on the phone with our crack team of corporate lawyers and midget prostitutes and demanded [...]

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A Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Internet Ad of the Day

Posted in Kodak Moment, tagged , , , , on June 29, 2008 | 2 Comments »

Where was this teacher when I was in school?
Oh wait, check out the lightly-colored text below the hottie… how the fuck can singlesnet.com get away with this shit?  Maybe I’ll talk with our highly-skilled team of lawyers and see if we can sue.  I’ll advise our team that Ervin and I DEMAND reparations from SarahC_1225.
What [...]

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Hot Lard PSA – Don’t Shoplift

Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Kodak Moment, PSA, Photos, Public, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, life, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Because we care!

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My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick – Pull My Finger

Posted in Humor, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 26, 2008 | 1 Comment »

I think that the term “Pull My Finger” should be used in peace talks. Nothing would break the tension more than having the American negotiator look his sworn enemy in the eye and say, “Pull my finger” and then fart. Boy Howdy I bet they would all start laughing so hard that they would forget [...]

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A Hot Lard Kodak Moment – A Hard Question

Posted in Celebrities, Demotivator, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, life, tagged , , , , , , on June 26, 2008 | 1 Comment »

Quick!!!
Tell us your fathers name….

It’s OK, take your time.

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I Dream of Shawn Johnson

Posted in Sports, tagged , , , , , on June 26, 2008 | 30 Comments »

Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post
Some of you manly dudes might be aware of a sport called … get ready for it … gymnastics.  Turns out, our own Iowa-bred beauty Shawn Johnson is headed to Bejing, which oddly enough translates to “Land of smog and gay porn”.
LOL…
Am I the only one who has noticed that [...]

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Letters to Hot Lard – WTF is that photo… again?

Posted in Bedtime Story, Celebrities, Demotivator, Fan Mail, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Photos, tagged , , , , , , , , , on June 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

It’s time to dip into the Hot Lard mail bag and see what our loyal readers have to say.
This letter comes from “R” and once again we are being asked about our WTF photo post.
I am over intrigued with this picture. Where did you get it? I want to see the rest of [...]

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My Interview with the Pakistani Spectator

Posted in Animals, Celebrities, Demotivator, Fan Mail, Forum, Howto, Humor, Internet, Misc, News, PSA, Politics, Public, Rants, Social, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, life, reviews, tagged , , , , , , , , , , on June 26, 2008 | 5 Comments »

Beings Hot Lard has become the most popular site on the internet and cable TV; I have received several requests for interviews. People want to know everything from the secret of my success to the size of my colostomy bag. Beings I’m a recluse I normal turn down these offers of letting the world into [...]

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Demotivational Posters Volume #22

Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , on June 19, 2008 | 3 Comments »

We have a whole new sloppy slab of demotivational posters for you to devour. However you will have to jump over to our sister site Demotivational Minds to see them.

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Demotivational Minds is growing fast

Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Internet, Photos on June 13, 2008 | 2 Comments »

Take a look at what is happening to our baby sister site, Demotivational Minds. This is the one time I am telling you all to NOT stay away from my little sister.
Thanks again!!!!
Ervin

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