Official Hot Lard 3000 Hit Post
A funny thing happened on the way to Monday morning… Yours truly had himself a birthday.
On Friday evening I partied like I was 25…
On Saturday my body reminded me I was over 40…
Sunday, I was still being reminded I was over 40…
Monday, I am still over 40…
Damn, I had a lot of fun on Friday!
Well my friends, here are some new Demotivational posters to hold you over until I feel better… That should be sometime in July.
Damn, I had a lot of fun on Friday!
To see our other Demotivational posters CLICK HERE
I’ve been to Rape Island. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be. I think it’s got a reality TV show right now. I personally like it’s next door neighbor, Pedophile Island, better.
You are one sick puppy. You seem like the type that will get arrested for raping a woman. Disrespectful and rude. Good luck to you. Hope you turn out better than the rest of the world sees from this blog.
Heath,
God Bless You
You can’t be arrested for raping a woman if you hide the body real well.
Ervin knows lots of hiding spots.
Maybe… Wait, I’m just joking.
Heath, will you go to prom with me ?
Funny thing, Heath, I wasn’t charged with rape until I was already in prison. I only did it because it was shank or be shanked. I just chose to do the shanking with my penis.
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i bet all those photos are somehow connected to Chuck Norris!