Due to commitments we are unable to avoid (Prison Time) The Hot Lard crew is forced to take some time off. We will be back as soon at they let us…
Check back in about 8 to 10.
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Posted in Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, Humor, Jokes, Photos, Thoughts, tagged anal sex, anime, arrow, Britney Spears, butality, Crack Whore, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Drunk, emo, Facial, fun, Gay, handicapped, Iowa, Midget porn, motivational, Olympics, police, police brutality, posters, Prom, Santa, sniff, Teacher on May 13, 2008 | 1 Comment »
We’re going away for awhile kids…
So I’m hoping this partial list of demotivational posters will tide you over until we return.
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Posted in Humor, Kodak Moment, News, Photos, Tips & Tricks, tagged anal sex, Britney Spears, cold, Crack Whore, forcast, forecast, Midget porn, Mmmmm, River, rock, serpant, serpent river, sniff, Snow, tornado, weather, weather station, weatherman, windy on May 8, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Posted in Best Wishes, Classic Comments, Fan Mail, Humor, Poetry, Public, Rants, Shaming, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, tagged anal sex, bitch slap, Britney Spears, classic, classic comment, comments, Crack Whore, demotivational, GI, gijew, jew, kick in the balls, Midget porn, Penis, Prison, prison rape, prison sex, Sex, shank, sniff, Wow on May 7, 2008 | No Comments »
We are starting a new series of posts here at Hot Lard (HL to our friends…. if we had any) We are calling it Classic Comment of the Week. (or CCOTW)
We get some very funny comments from our readers and I feel it a real shame that they may not be getting shared with all [...]
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Posted in Celebrities, Demotivator, Hotties, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, Uncategorized, tagged anal sex, beauty queen, bitch, bride, Britney Spears, chuck norris, Crack Whore, date rape, date rape drug, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Drugs, Dumb, erotic, Facial, Fart, first base, flexable, focus, Football, GHB, hungry, isalnd, lesbians, linebackers, marrage, Midget porn, motivation, motivational posters, Ohio State, Party, porn, pose, posters, road warrior, rocket science, run, Smelly, spongebob squarepants, Strippers, Suprise, The clap, tits, tossing salad on May 5, 2008 | 8 Comments »
A funny thing happened on the way to Monday morning… Yours truly had himself a birthday.
On Friday evening I partied like I was 25…
On Saturday my body reminded me I was over 40…
Sunday, I was still being reminded I was over 40…
Monday, I am still over 40…
Damn, I had a lot of fun on Friday!
Well [...]
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Posted in Demotivator, Hotties, Kodak Moment, Video games, tagged Demotivator, gaming, hottie, nintendo, Video games, zelda on May 2, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Posted in Animals, Demotivator, Humor, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged 360, anal sex, barnyard porn, bed wetting, boobs, brain surgeon, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, demotivational, Demotivational posters, fantasy, fantasy girl, Fight, french maid, gang bang, girl fight, hate mail, interracial, interracial gangbang, lips, Masturbation, Midget porn, motivational, Naked, Nude, porn barnyard, posters, pouty lips, Redneck, Scary, sniff, Ugly, unemployment, war, xbox on May 1, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Hey everybody…
Pull my finger.
Just kidding, you can read these demotivational posters instead.
Unless you really do want to pull my finger…
To read our other Deomtivational Posters click here
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Anyone else up for a road trip this summer?
Success goes to the photographer for acting like he was interested in the structural design of the stadium in the background.
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