I just wanted to let everyone know that my good friend and co-owner of Hot Lard, Ervin, really is out of commission. According to my inside sources, he found a friend in prison that wasn’t kind to him.
Given your many clues to Ervin’s sexual prowness, rest-assured it isn’t Ervin that is suffering … rather, the [...]
Archive for May, 2008
Prison Update
Posted in Best Wishes, Food, FotD, Hotties, Kodak Moment, tagged Ervin Shlopnick, Hotties, pizza hut on May 28, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Star Trek Porn
Posted in Celebrities, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Movies, Photos, TV, Video, WTF, tagged Britney Spears, kirk, porn, spok, star trek on May 23, 2008 | 2 Comments »
What’s better than Star Trek and Porn???
Nothing!!!
Star Trek Porn
You have got to check this out.
Awesome!!!!
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Set Back, Relax, and Enjoy
Posted in Best Wishes, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, tagged anal sex, big tits, boobs, bounce, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, demotivational, jump, Midget porn, Mmmmm, motivational, tits on May 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Have a great weekend everybody.
Do You Trust your Doctor?
Posted in Kodak Moment, WTF, tagged Doctor, DR, rape, surgeon on May 23, 2008 | 2 Comments »
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words – Volume #3
Posted in Animals, Demotivator, Hotties, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, life, tagged a picture is worth a thousand words, anal sex, breast, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, Demotivational posters, Demotivator, Facial, jail, Patriots, posters, tits, words on May 23, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Hey Kids,
Golly prison is a hoot. It’s amazing what you can do when you have all the time in the world to think about it. With just a Popsicle stick, a ball of twine, and a beer can tab, I was able to make a working computer. And with some fishing string and tampons, I [...]
Earth’s first Extraterrestrial
Posted in Kodak Moment, News, Photos, Public, tagged Alien, Arkansas, dea, Drugs, earth, Extraterrestrial, meth, methamphetamine, police on May 22, 2008 | 1 Comment »
It was found in Arkansas; police caught it producing methamphetamine.
Reports from Prison – Wanted Posters
Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Photos, tagged anal sex, booger, burn center, Crack Whore, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Fart, haircut, jail, Midget porn, Mmmmm, nose, obscene, Penis, Pizza, porn, Prison, Pull my finger, shank, sniff, snitch, Soccer, wanted, wanted poster on May 22, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Hey Kids!
While the guard was not looking, I was able to sneak into the warden’s office and get online. Of course the first thing I did was check out Hot Lard to see how all my good friends and readers are doing…
Well actually I guess I did check out some of the barnyard porn sites [...]
Demotivational Posters Volume #20
Posted in Celebrities, Demotivator, Drinking, Hotties, Humor, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, Uncategorized, tagged anal sex, big tits, Britney Spears, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Elvis, Facial, groupie, Midget porn, motivational posters, posters on May 21, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Official Hot Lard 2000 Hit Post
Prison is a hard place; it gives you plenty of time to think.
About …
The errors you have made in life.
What you need to do to change your situation.
What soda maker produces the best shanking can material?
Was dropping the soap that third time in the shower just showing off?
Did “Three Testical [...]
Hot Lard thanks College Sports
Posted in Sports, animations, tagged cheerleader, college, girls, Hotties, volleyball on May 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Everyone at Hot Lard wishes the boys and girls of America’s colleges the best of luck throughout the school year.
Everyone single one of our readers should fully-support these hard-working atheletes and the boys and girls who cheer their hearts out at each event.
God Bless!
Weekend Golf
Posted in Sports, animations, tagged Golf, lpga, Soccer on May 17, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Is the LPGA on TV this weekend? I think I enjoy this more than gay soccer fans enjoy watching their gay lovers prance around the field.