Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Brush Your Teeth
April 24, 2008 by Ervin Sholpnick
Suddenly I have this uncontrollable urge to brush my teeth…
Nude…
With a sock puppet…
And donkey wearing a dress…
And a 55 gallon drum of motor oil…
And three nude Japanese hookers with whip crème on their elbows…
And midget who has two all you can eat coupons to Stuckey’s…
And a marginally retarded gopher with a soccer ball up its ass…
And a ….. Ah screw it, I’ll just beat off.
And think of monkeys
With pointy shoes and mustard.
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Suddenly I have this uncontrollable urge to brush my teeth…
Oooh yeah. Suck it baby. ooooooo al;sdkfj al;sdkf jasd;lfk jas;ldfk j
back to work. Thanks Ervin.
I feel dirty