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Not a bad car before the idiot drove over the rock.  It is now!
I imagine the conversation she’s having with her husband as:
Dumb Wife: Hi honey, how are you today?
Worn-to-knub Husband: Fine, what do you want?
Dumb Wife: Well, I thought I would come have lunch with you today on my day off!
Worn-to-knub Husband: I brought [...]

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Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post
Once again I have taken a group of random photos and displayed what I think they say to me. Please take a moment to look at them and ask yourself, “This Ervin Shlopnick, is he really deep???? Or just really fucked in the head?” My guess is that I’m the [...]

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Little did I know that so much effort went into this picture:

I thought I could come up with something, but unfortunately if you don’t live in the greater Los Angeles area, you will have no idea what I’m talking about.  Of course, if you’re savvy-enough, you can jump on dot-com and look it up.  LOL:

I’m [...]

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