Word around the campfire is that a couple of WordPress blogs have book deals in the works. I think this is excellent news, as it gives the Hot Lard staff a number to work with when the Knopf Publishing Group comes knocking on our door with a wheel barrel full of cash.
If When they come [...]
Archive for April 2nd, 2008
Hot Lard’s Book Deal
Posted in Books, tagged ads, Blog, book deal, Books, chuck norris, girls, goat, goatse.cx, Josh Hartnett, knopf, phoenix, Photos, tehran on April 2, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The Grinch (Wal-Mart) Grows a Heart… ?
Posted in Demotivator, News, Politics, Public, Rants, Shaming, Thoughts, WTF, WalMart, You Suck, tagged anal sex, Christmas, coffee, Crack Whore, evil. Grinch, Grow, Heart, Midget porn, shattered, Soul, Supreme Court, The Grinch, Wal-Mart, walmart, walmart is evil on April 2, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Envious of the Whos’ happiness, the Grinch makes plans to descend on the town and, by means of burglary, deprive them of their Christmas presents and decorations and thus “prevent Christmas from coming”. However, the Grinch learns in the end that despite it’s success in stealing all the Christmas presents and decorations from the Whos, [...]
Ervin Shlopnick’s Presidential Bid Update – Celebrity News Supports the New Candidate
Posted in Celebrities, Ervin Shlopnick for President, PSA, Politics, Public, tagged 2008, anal sex, Blog, canidate, celebrity, celebrity news, Crack Whore, Election, hole, Hollywood, Midget porn, orphan, president, Rubber, Sheep, Skank, sniff, star, Strip, strip club, super powers, Vote on April 2, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It appears that the news is getting around. The ultra-mega site Celebrity News is featuring the story of Ervin Shlopnick’s bid to be the president of the United States of North and Central America. It is also reported that this well read site is throwing its considerable clout behind Mr. Shlopnick and supporting him in [...]