Posted in Celebrities, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Humor, PSA, Politics, Public, tagged anal sex, barack obama, campaign, Election, family man, God Bless America, governement, Hillary Clinton, john Kennedy, John Mcain, president, vote for me, walmart on April 1, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Hot Lard Supports Ervin Shlopnick for President.
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The rumors that have been dominating the evening and cable news channels for the last few weeks have now been confirmed. Ervin Shlopnick has thrown his hat into the political ring and has decided to run for president of the [...]
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Posted in Occult, Religion, Thoughts, life, tagged dianetics, earth, hubbard, l. ron hubbard, scientology, Xenu on April 1, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to announce my full conversion and divine dedication to our savior’s teachings. The founder of Dianetics and Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard’s teachings have fully-engulfed my every fiber of being. It is time to pass-on my knowledge to every single living organism on this wretched hell-of-a-planet called Earth.
Please send me your [...]
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