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My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick – Good Barnyard Porn

Posted in Animals, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

I believe that good barnyard porn starts with a kiss.

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Sometimes you just need to write it down

Posted in Celebrities, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, PSA, Photos, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, animations, life, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

If you want something, but don’t know how to ask for it…
Write it down.

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Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Daddy’s Worst Nightmare

Posted in Hotties, Humor, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, life, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 30, 2008 | 2 Comments »

Ummmmmmm, Sweety…. Why is there a black man in your bedroom?

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Opposite of FAIL, Public Blowjob

Posted in Kodak Moment, Photos, Public, tagged , , , on April 30, 2008 | 4 Comments »

Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post
While not exactly perspective-accurate, I got to hand to the person who found his inner-genius and snapped this photo.
Maybe I shouldn’t be so quick to judge; perhaps the guy has a two meter dick that was hanging off the left.
Guess that would make TWO of us in the world with [...]

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Letters to Hot Lard – WTF is that photo?

Posted in Fan Mail, Humor, Internet, Photos, WTF, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 30, 2008 | 4 Comments »

Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post
Hey kids,
It’s time once again to dip into the Hot Lard mail bag and read a letter from one of our happy little readers.
Today’s letter comes from Austin, and it reads…
Subject: Very curious
Hello,
There is an image at http://hotlard.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/wtf2.jpg that has intrigued us to no end.
What the fuck is that?  Is [...]

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C-130 vs Bald Eagle

Posted in Animals, Humor, Kodak Moment, Owies, Photos, WTF, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Freedom Stew!!!
This U.S. Air Force C-130 was flying near Tacoma, Washington when it collided with an bald eagle.  The pilot got splattered [...]

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Opposite of FAIL; Success!

Posted in Celebrities, Humor, Occult, Photos, Religion, tagged , , , , , , , on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »

The rage these days seems to be pointing out obvious failures in daily life.  As much as I enjoy these, I think it is time the Hot Lard staff point out some not-so-obvious successes you may have overlooked.
To get things started, here is a success story:

Here we see Tom Cruise has successfully recruited everyone’s favorite [...]

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Hot Lard has passed the 100K mark!

Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged , , , , , , , , on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »

On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.

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A Hot Lard Best Wishes to Mr. F – The True Face of Evil

Posted in Animals, Best Wishes, News, Of The Year nominee, Rants, Thoughts, WTF, You Suck, life, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »

It’s not often that you can look at the face of evil and live. But here it is…

Yes folks, this is the true face of evil. Meet Mr. F. This distinguished gentleman has reserved himself a very special place in hell for his actions. What this “Father of the Year” candidate did was kidnap his [...]

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Demotivational Posters Volume #16

Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 25, 2008 | 2 Comments »

Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post
Once again it is the Friday and I need to create something to tide all of our faithful readers over for the weekend. I was thinking about giving a complete and thorough book review of War and Peace. But that would take time and… Ummmm, require the ability to read [...]

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