Posted in Animals, Humor, Photos, Thoughts, tagged anal sex, barnyard, beastiality, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, Funny Thoughts, Horse, Kiss, My Thoughts, porn, Random Thoughts, Sex, thinking, Thought of the Day, ugh, Whore on April 30, 2008 | No Comments »
I believe that good barnyard porn starts with a kiss.
Posted in Celebrities, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, PSA, Photos, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, animations, life, tagged anal sex, author, Blood, Blow Job, Books, brad pitt, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, Cum, Facial, Gulp, I like dick, interview with a vampire, Love, Midget porn, Penis, porn, Slurp, sniff, suck me, Swallow, tom cruise, vampire, writer, writing on April 30, 2008 | No Comments »
If you want something, but don’t know how to ask for it…
Write it down.
Posted in Hotties, Humor, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, life, tagged anal sex, black man, Blow Job, Daddy, Facial, interracial, Midget porn, Mmmmm, nightmare, sniff, Teen Sex, worst, worst nightmare on April 30, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Ummmmmmm, Sweety…. Why is there a black man in your bedroom?
Posted in Kodak Moment, Photos, Public, tagged blowjob, Dick, Penis, Sex on April 30, 2008 | No Comments »
While not exactly perspective-accurate, I got to hand to the person who found his inner-genius and snapped this photo.
Maybe I shouldn’t be so quick to judge; perhaps the guy has a two meter dick that was hanging off the left.
Guess that would make TWO of us in the world with the gift.
Actually, now that I [...]
Posted in Fan Mail, Humor, Internet, Photos, WTF, tagged anal sex, Crack Whore, fans, Happy, hey, Kids, Letters, Midget porn, muppet, response, stalkers, topic, What the Fuck on April 30, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Hey kids,
It’s time once again to dip into the Hot Lard mail bag and read a letter from one of our happy little readers.
Today’s letter comes from Austin, and it reads…
Subject: Very curious
Hello,
There is an image at http://hotlard.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/wtf2.jpg that has intrigued us to no end.
What the fuck is that? Is the muppet-like character from a [...]
Posted in Animals, Humor, Kodak Moment, Owies, Photos, WTF, tagged Air Force, anal sex, Bald Eagle, bam, bits, Blood, C130, Crack Whore, crash, freedom, fucking, guts, Midget porn, Military, Mmmmm, pow, sniff, stew, symbol, yuck on April 29, 2008 | No Comments »
Freedom Stew!!!
This U.S. Air Force C-130 was flying near Tacoma, Washington when it collided with an bald eagle. The pilot got splattered [...]
Posted in Celebrities, Humor, Occult, Photos, Religion, tagged Aliens, Cult, fail, independence day, scientology, success, tom cruise, will smith on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
The rage these days seems to be pointing out obvious failures in daily life. As much as I enjoy these, I think it is time the Hot Lard staff point out some not-so-obvious successes you may have overlooked.
To get things started, here is a success story:
Here we see Tom Cruise has successfully recruited everyone’s favorite [...]
Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged 100000, 100K, anal sex, Blog, Britney Spears, Crack Whore, Hits, Midget porn, sniff on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
Posted in Animals, Best Wishes, News, Of The Year nominee, Rants, Thoughts, WTF, You Suck, life, tagged anal sex, bad guy, Crack Whore, Evil, father of the year, fatherhood, gang rape, Gulp, Hell, Incest, man goo, Midget porn, Mr. F, Pervert, prevert, Prison, rape, Satan, Sex, Soccer, Swallow, the face of evil, tourture, well adjusted on April 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »
It’s not often that you can look at the face of evil and live. But here it is…
Yes folks, this is the true face of evil. Meet Mr. F. This distinguished gentleman has reserved himself a very special place in hell for his actions. What this “Father of the Year” candidate did was kidnap his [...]
Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged alcohol, anal sex, Animals, Beer, Black and White, Blow Job, boob, boy bands, cleavage, Crack Whore, dark side of the moon, demotivational, Demotivational posters, dial up, download, Drunk, dungeongs and dragons, fick fuck me, firearms, flirting, go down, gun safety, hints, Homeless, Hookers, meth, Midget porn, Monster, Monster movies, motivation, neighborhood, new kids on the block, Nsync, Penis, Pink Floyd, piss, porn, queen, queen for a day, start trek, stripper, the wall, Wine, wish you were here on April 25, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Once again it is the Friday and I need to create something to tide all of our faithful readers over for the weekend. I was thinking about giving a complete and thorough book review of War and Peace. But that would take time and… Ummmm, require the ability to read I guess. So I thought [...]
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