Archive for March, 2008
Dweeb Emo Douchebag of the Day – Monday, March 31
Posted in Humor, Photos, You Suck, tagged anal sex, Crack Whore, douchbag, douchebag, dweeb, emo, Fat ass, gangsta, Hitler, Midget porn, sniff, spank me on March 31, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Words of Wisdom – The Buffalo Theory by Cliff Claven
Posted in Jokes, tagged Beer, brain, buffalo, Cheers, cliff claven, efficient, Josh Hartnett, norm, theory on March 31, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Well you see, Norm, it’s like this … a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general [...]
Dweeb Emo Douchebag of the Day
Posted in DotD, Kodak Moment, Photos, tagged dork, douchebag, dweeb, emo, fag, Gay, Josh Hartnett, piercing on March 28, 2008 | 49 Comments »
Joke of the Day – The Wal-Mart Greeter
Posted in Jokes, tagged cat fucking, Joke, Jokes, Josh Hartnett, mean, Ugly, unattractive, Wal-Mart, walmart on March 28, 2008 | 2 Comments »
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, “Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “‘Hell no they ain’t! The oldest one’s [...]
Demotivational Posters Volume #11 (Wal-Mart Is Evil)
Posted in Internet, Kodak Moment, Photos, Public, Thoughts, WalMart, tagged demotivational, Demotivational posters, going out of business, Hilliary Clinton, Midget porn, motivation, motivational posters, resistance is futile, slave labor, Wal-Mart, walmart, walmart is evil on March 27, 2008 | 16 Comments »
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After reading a story on CNN on how the demons of Wal-Mart have sued a disabled woman for $477,000.00 to get back the money she owes them because their insurance policy is nothing more than a [...]
SPAM Email of the Day for 2008-Mar-26
Posted in Email Scams, Humor, tagged douchebag, Email, girls, Josh Hartnett, Penis, SPAM, tool on March 26, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Subject: I realized I was in love.
Amaze her with your new, gigantic tool between your legs. http://liesonkeeng.com/
Who’s point of view is this from? Did this email come from a girl who realized she was in love because of a gigantic tool between some douchebag’s legs? Or, did some guy realize that his new-found gigantic tool [...]
RSPV a wedding I’ll never go to
Posted in Email Scams, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, tagged anal sex, Anus, ball and chain, Beer, Birthday, Blood, bride, Clem, Crack Whore, don't do it, fritters, good spirits, groom, groping, Happy, Hookers, Impostor, John Holmes, kegs, Love, lovin, Married, midegt porn, monster trucks, old lady, ole lady, pabst, Pig, R.S.V.P., Retards, sacifice, Scam, sisiter, Slut, sniff, splatter, tent, The clap, truck stop, truck stop hookers, True Love, weddings on March 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
In case you are new to the site, I have been getting emails for another person that shares my name. Not sure who this guy is or where he lives, all I know is that for some reason he and I have the same Gmail address and from time to time I get emails that were meant [...]
Count of Flanders Video Game Review for Conan
Posted in Video games, reviews, tagged 360, conan, review, video game, xbox, xbox 360, xbox360 on March 22, 2008 | 5 Comments »
A while back, I beat Eragon for the Xbox 360. Eragon is button-mashing hack-n-slash game. It’s a weak story with fugly next-gen graphics, cheesy one-liners, and terrible fighting mechanics. Why did I play this game? Because I bought it for less than $10 new and felt I should continue the pain and suffering.
Why am I [...]
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