Dweeb Emo Douchebag of the Day - Monday, March 31

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Words of Wisdom - The Buffalo Theory by Cliff Claven

Well you see, Norm, it’s like this … a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.  And when the herd is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.  This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general [...]

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Dweeb Emo Douchebag of the Day

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Joke of the Day - The Wal-Mart Greeter

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, “Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.  Nice children you have there.  Are they twins?”
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “‘Hell no they ain’t!  The oldest one’s [...]

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Demotivational Posters Volume #11 (Wal-Mart Is Evil)

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After reading a story on CNN on how the demons of Wal-Mart have sued a disabled woman for $477,000.00 to get back the money she owes them because their insurance policy is nothing more than a [...]

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SPAM Email of the Day for 2008-Mar-26

Subject: I realized I was in love.
Amaze her with your new, gigantic tool between your legs. http://liesonkeeng.com/

Who’s point of view is this from?  Did this email come from a girl who realized she was in love because of a gigantic tool between some douchebag’s legs?  Or, did some guy realize that his new-found gigantic tool [...]

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Has anyone noticed that Baseball Season has started?

In case you haven’t noticed (and my guess is that you haven’t), the Major League Baseball season has started … in Japan. WTF is up with that!?!?!?
Well anyway, I’d like to be the first to let baseball know that nobody fucking cares the season has started because the league sucks!  Hmmmmmmm, let me guess … [...]

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RSPV a wedding I’ll never go to

In case you are new to the site, I have been getting emails for another person that shares my name. Not sure who this guy is or where he lives, all I know is that for some reason he and I have the same Gmail address and from time to time I get emails that were meant [...]

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A Hot Lard Educational Moment - Amelia Earhart and Zombies

A friend of my just started teaching and she sent out an email to some of her nearest and dearest friends (Why I was included I’ll never know)  to help her with an assignment she is creating for her kids. It had to do with Amelia Earhart and something with the chick movement back in [...]

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Count of Flanders Video Game Review for Conan

A while back, I beat Eragon for the Xbox 360.  Eragon is button-mashing hack-n-slash game.  It’s a weak story with fugly next-gen graphics, cheesy one-liners, and terrible fighting mechanics.  Why did I play this game?  Because I bought it for less than $10 new and felt I should continue the pain and suffering.
Why am I [...]

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