Posted in Apple, Microsoft, Rants, tagged Apple, bad software design, itunes, outlook on February 29, 2008 | 2 Comments »
You tell me what is wrong with this picture, as I fail to see how the two applications are remotely connected:
Is there some fancy feature where I can listen to my MP3s using Outlook 2003 that I am not aware of?
Sure, go ahead and blast me for not realizing that I could sync my Outlook [...]
Posted in Celebrities, Hotties, Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Movies, News, Photos, Public, Video, tagged anal sex, big news, Blow Job, Crack Whore, Facial, Fuck, happy times, Hump, Midget porn, Naked, Nude, Nude Photos, olsen twins, Oral Sex, Photos, porn, Say Cheese, Sex, Slurp, Slut, sluts, Smile, sniff, TMZ, Twins on February 27, 2008 | 4 Comments »
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Posted in Email Scams, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Movies, Photos, Thoughts, WTF, tagged anal sex, birch, Blood, Bridge, chain letter, Crack Whore, delete, Dick, Email, filter, Friday the 13th, God, God Bless, head, Horror, interest, Jason, Jason Voorhees, Midget porn, Movies, Murder, Okay, Path, porch, Severed Head, sit, sniff, SPAM, Suprise, Woods on February 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Do you have that one friend?
You know the one I’m talking about, the guy or girl that has to send you those awful,
“Forward this email to 600 other people in the next 6 seconds or your dick will fall off”.
I fucking hate those; normally I just delete them and put that friend in [...]
Posted in Celebrities, Humor, Rants, Thoughts, tagged anal sex, child star, Crack Whore, Decisions, disney, eww, hamster, Hollywood, Jamie lynn Spears, Kids, Midget porn, Mmmmm, My Thoughts, nick, pre-teen, Questions, ravaged, shia labeof, sniff, teen pregnacy, Teenager, Thought of the Day, TV, zoey 101 on February 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Being the father of a 13 year old and a 3 year old, I get to watch a lot of children’s television. I’ve come to realize that not all of it is cartoons; there are quite a few live action types of shows that place early-teens and pre-teens in the spot light. These teens have [...]
Posted in Email Scams, Humor, Internet, Photos, Pranks, tagged anal sex, Beef, beef jerky, Crack Whore, Des Moines, eats, Email, fat, fine dining, Food, FU, fuck up, Fuck You, Illegal, Iowa, liberal, McDonalds, Midget porn, New York, NY Times, porky, porn, Puss, Scam, slob, Slut, sniff, spunk, Urine on February 26, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Sometimes simple is good, as you will see here.
I received another email for the impostor blstern…. Once again his friends are flaunting what a great life this guy has and what a total fuck up I am. Well screw it , I’ve had it with them. I’m not going out of my [...]
Posted in Humor, Mad Lib, Photos, WTF, tagged Adventures, anal, anal sex, Apple, Ass, babysitter, big, bitch, Blog, Blood, bold, catholic, catholic girls, cheerleader, Chester the Molester, clown, Clowns, corn, Crack, Crack Whore, cross eyed, Cum, cum shot, cursed, Diaper, dikes, double d, Drinking, Drunk, Educational, egg, Fart, fat, Fat ass, forgive, Freak, Freaks, god fearing, Granny, greasy, Happy, head, Hookers, Hot, humanity, Lard, Mad Lib, Midget porn, Molester, Monkey, Mullet, nightmares, Nude, Panty, peter griffin, peter grifin, piss, porn, prostitute, Puke, Remember, Retards, Shut the fuck up, Shut Up, Sick, sin, site, Skank, Slut, Smoking, sniff, sniffer, sunday, Teeth, Toilet, Ugly, underground, web, white people, wholesome, Wine on February 24, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Here it is 12:01 am Sunday morning…
I’ve had a few glasses of wine, because that is what white people like and it helps quiet the voices in my head. I decided that I needed to do something fun to take my mind off of the snakes and spiders…. errrrrrrrrr I mean the grind of everyday [...]
Posted in Animals, Demotivator, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Photos, Thoughts, tagged 17. seventeen, advice, anal sex, Ass, Asshole, baby got back, Beer, Birth Control, blondes, Blow Job, Britney Spears, Bunny, bush, bust, Carnage, Cats, Computer, cow, Crack Whore, cry, demotivational, Disaster, divine, engineer, engineering, explode, eyes, far out, financial, Fuck, fugly, god damn, group sex, head, head games, Horror, Instructions, LSD, Midget porn, New England, nice ass, ooooo, paper bag, past, Patriots, Porno, posters, pron, read, Russian Whore, sacred, scream, Sex, shit head, shuttle, sigh, simple, Slut, sniff, Team, teamwork, Ugly, Vocabulary, Windows, Windows Vista, Work on February 22, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I thought I would put out one more group of these before I go back to dial-up.
Then I’m done!
Click on each poster for a better look
Posted in Humor, Internet, Jokes, Movies, Photos, Thoughts, Video, tagged anal sex, Child, Crack Whore, Fall, falling down, Geek, HA HA, Midget porn, Nerd, Ouch, push, Russian Whore, sniff, Star Wars, The Force, Ugly on February 22, 2008 | No Comments »
Your child is ugly…
Posted in Humor, Internet, Jokes, Movies, Owies, Photos, Video, tagged anal sex, Crack Whore, diving board, drown, HA HA, Midget porn, Ouch, porn, slip, sniff, splash, Star Wars, Swimming, The Force on February 22, 2008 | No Comments »
No one is safe…
Posted in Drinking, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Owies, tagged anal sex, bottle, Crack Whore, Drunk, Force, Geek, HA HA, head trauma, midget pron, Mmmmm, Nerd, Ouch, pron, sniff, Star Wars, The Force, weeee on February 22, 2008 | No Comments »
Take that bitch…
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