The Hot Lard crew is taking a break over the holiday to do the things we love to do. We’ll be back after the start of the new year… Or maybe we won’t.

The Hot Lard crew is taking a break over the holiday to do the things we love to do. We’ll be back after the start of the new year… Or maybe we won’t.

We’d like to leave you with a montage of vomit just before Christmas, the greatest celebration in the world.
Enjoy your Christmas bitches.
Well, the arrival of Christmas jolly and New Year’s puking has forced Hot Lard to open up it’s mailbag. We’d like to take this moment to answer a few questions visitors have been asking. I guess this is a Hot Lard FAQ.
I was watching my new favorite TV show the other day and thankfully I had my digital camera waiting and ready.

Notice the really cool necklace she’s wearing? I need to find me one of those.
Man, she really rocks! Rachael’s always setting the trends and letting me know what I need to be buying for all my lady friends.
Today marks a special occasion … we finally have another Hero of the Day, and it has been a long time.
We would like to say “thank you” to Rico for showing us how much he loves his girl; we’re pretty confident she knew he was going to upload her picture for the rest of the world to see.

This chic is pretty hot, so she qualifies for tagging of Hotties and FotD. Good luck Rico; I’m sure you and your hot girlfriend will spend many evenings discussing what happened to that photo she emailed to you!

I ate some really hot chili today and now my farts burn my anus.
I think I’ll have tacos tomorrow.
I think Seth McFarlane should come clean and stop giving us fake flashbacks of what Peter Griffin used to do as a young child.
Here is the long-lost photo of Peter Griffin, as a child: