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Archive for December, 2007

The Hot Lard crew is taking a break over the holiday to do the things we love to do. We’ll be back after the start of the new year… Or maybe we won’t.

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We’d like to leave you with a montage of vomit just before Christmas, the greatest celebration in the world.

Enjoy your Christmas bitches.

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Hot Lard’s Mailbag

Well, the arrival of Christmas jolly and New Year’s puking has forced Hot Lard to open up it’s mailbag.  We’d like to take this moment to answer a few questions visitors have been asking.  I guess this is a Hot Lard FAQ.

 No, we do not need any exclusive replica Rolex watches.  Regardless of how perfectly [...]

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I was watching my new favorite TV show the other day and thankfully I had my digital camera waiting and ready.

Notice the really cool necklace she’s wearing?  I need to find me one of those.
Man, she really rocks!  Rachael’s always setting the trends and letting me know what I need to be buying for all my lady friends.

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Today marks a special occasion … we finally have another Hero of the Day, and it has been a long time.
We would like to say “thank you” to Rico for showing us how much he loves his girl; we’re pretty confident she knew he was going to upload her picture for the rest of the [...]

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Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post
I enjoy the view from an observation deck just as much as fat people.  Do you?

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You know you have a best friend for life when you can count on her to hold your hair back during one of those “girls night out” outings.  Nothing says, “I want to make hot lesbian sex after you blow 30 jello shots through your nostrils at 1:30 AM” like a best friend for life.  [...]

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause…..
Then he painted her face.

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I ate some really hot chili today and now my farts burn my anus.
I think I’ll have tacos tomorrow.

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I think Seth McFarlane should come clean and stop giving us fake flashbacks of what Peter Griffin used to do as a young child.
Here is the long-lost photo of Peter Griffin, as a child:

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