Posted in Celebrities, HotD, Video, YouTube, tagged ass raper, bartender, marathon, rick astley, rickrolling, seinfeld, wikipedia on November 30, 2007 | No Comments »
There is a guy out there, an actor-slash-dancer, who deserves some serious recognition. I wish I knew his name; sadly all I know about him is that he dances in Rick Astley’s timeless classic Never Gonna Give You Up music video.
Here he is at the beginning of the video; he’s really getting down with the [...]
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Posted in Humor, Jokes, PSA, Thoughts, tagged anal, appealing, Bears, beware, bitch, blstern, brain tumor, Brown eye, Care, Care Bears, Character, Charley, Charlie, children, Cream, Facial, Funky, Golden Shower, Hot Lard, improve, Itch, John Holmes, My Thoughts, New, ointment, original, probe, product, Puss, Rectal, Rectal Itch, Scary, this, Thought of the Day, twat, warts, Weird on November 30, 2007 | No Comments »
If the creators of the Care Bears came up with a new character and called it “Rectal Itch Charlie” and he looked liked THIS.
I’m not sure the entire product line would be as appealing to children as it is now. Sometimes it’s a good thing to not improve on the original.
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Posted in Rants, Thoughts, tagged brokeback mountain, citi, flu, Garbage, Ill, india, indian, life, raw, Sick, Swallow, tonsils on November 30, 2007 | No Comments »
Question: Do you know what the greatest thing about being sick is (besides not having to go to work)?
Answer: Knowing that your mouth looks like this:
Life truly becomes meaningless when you feel this bad. Even the mere thought of having the house to yourself so that you could potentially play video games all damn day [...]
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Posted in Humor, Internet, Kodak Moment, Photos, tagged baby girl, beautiful, bench, Crack Whore, eyes, fat, Fat ass, First love, girlfriend, I had to have her, I Love You, lady, lady like, laid, Love at first sight, Manners, Mmmmm, My girl, Panties, park, Photography, Puke, Slurp, sniff, Vomit, well mannered, yUMMY on November 30, 2007 | 4 Comments »
I knew from the first moment I laid eyes on her.
I had to have her….
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Posted in Christmas, Humor, Kodak Moment, Photos, tagged Beer, beer fart, bottle, burp, Christmas, Christmas tree, cry, Decorations, Fart, Gift, gifts, Glass, Holy, Holy night, Import, Midget porn, perfect, Photography, Presents, Puke, Puss, Slut, sniff, tear, Tree, X-mas on November 29, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Click on picture for better look
The beauty of it brings a tear to my eye.
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Posted in Email Scams, Humor, Owies, Pranks, tagged Beaver, Blood, blstern, Blubber, Breath, Bridge, Butt, Butt Warts, Can, Cash, Cavity, Club, Decade, December, dentist, DR, Dynamic, Evil, Fake, Family, Finger, Garbage, Imposter, Kids, Kisses, Lingo, Love, Meal, Moon, Mouth, Museum, Open wide, Poops, Scam, Schooling, Silly String, Skippy, sniff, Spit, Teeth, Urinal, Urinal Cake, warts, Whale, Work, Worship, X-ray, Xmas on November 29, 2007 | 2 Comments »
The fake blstern is apparently having trouble with his teeth and so his dentist sent him me an email. Of course I had to respond to it.
Hi Blstern:
Dr. Solomon cut you a package deal at the time because he thought he would be doing your implants and your fixed bridge. I don’t do implants so [...]
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Posted in Howto, Humor, Internet, PSA, Public, Social, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Yahoo, tagged anal sex, Answer, Avatar, Best Answer, Bike, Bleed, Blood, Break, Butt, Cherry, Doctor, Fluffy Bunny, Foray, girls, Girls only, helping hand, Hyman, mudderfuker, Period, popping, Prison, prison sex, Sex, sniff, Time of the month, TMI, To much information, Upstage, Virgin, Virginity, Votes, We Care, weak, weaker sex on November 28, 2007 | No Comments »
This next question and answer session proves that Dr. Sholpnick is not limited by any type of boundaries. This question was asked by a girl and she wanted answers from the weaker sex only. As you will see, The Dr is in and is taking all patients.
But on this series, we are making it a [...]
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Posted in Forum, Humor, Internet, PSA, Public, Rants, Social, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Yahoo, tagged Best Answer, Dial, DR, hard work, Helping hand. Soap, Hollywood, Reward, Soap Star, Thumbs down, TV, We Care, Zest on November 28, 2007 | No Comments »
Finally someone on Yahoo Answers gets it. Dr. Sholpnick finally gets rewarded for all his hard work.
Three thumbs down and still a best answer.
See our other forays here
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Posted in Forum, Humor, Internet, PSA, Politics, Public, Rants, Social, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, tagged 5 minutes, Answers, Ass, Bite, borrow money, Broom, Cum, dead, Face, Favor, Favors, Foot, Football, General Public, Handle, Happy, Knees, Leaking Soars, lie, Money, Music, Pants, Polka, Pretend, Public, Quick, Retards, Shit, Smell, sniff, Soars, Spit, Steal. Scab, Swallow, Team, Young lady on November 28, 2007 | No Comments »
Do you find it hard to ask someone for a favor? Or are you uncomfortable with someone asking you a favor? What types of favors would you say are to over the line or out of bounce? This young lady wanted to know that exact same thing and Dr. Sholpnick was more than happy to [...]
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Posted in Internet, Misc, PSA, Public, Social, Thoughts, WTF, tagged beans, Blog, cat, Crack Whore, Cum, cum farts, dogs, Fluffy Bunny, Footlball, Fuck off, Golden Shower, Good Bye, Help me, I Like, I like beans, John Holmes, last, Midget, Midget porn, Post, Sex, The End, toads, war on November 26, 2007 | No Comments »
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