The Redneck Bra

Okay, it has been way too long since we’ve introduced a new FoTD.  Without further ado, I present to you … ready? … The Redneck Bra!

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(Midget Porn) Hot Lard Mad Lib Volume #4 (Midget Porn)

Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post
OK you group of sheep herders, it’s time once again for another Hot Lard Mad Lib. You know where the honest, wholesome, and church going folks of this spiritual web site, gets to take the unholy reference words you group of hairy palm demons use to somehow find our land [...]

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My Thoughts by blstern (Frozen Peas)

If you glued a bowl of frozen Peas to your head……..

Would dating be an issue? It would be embarrassing in the middle of the date if your peas started to melt and you would have pea juice running down your face. Then everyone would call you “Pee Face” and try to [...]

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Apple Hates Your Kids

Apparently, if you decide to send Apple (specifically sent to Steve Jobs), Apple Legal will send the mafia to have you knocked -off.
Really, if you really care about losing your kids, don’t allow them to mail a friendly letter addressed to Mr O-Mighty Jobs.
Your kids will thank me/you later.
Read this to learn more: http://cbs13.com/topstories/local_story_104012157.html

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blstern’s email exchange with a Nigerian Scammer and….. Denise?

Just when I think things can’t get any weirder…
 
I have the following email exchange.
 
It starts off with the same old run of the mill Nigeria email scam.
 

Subject: PLEASE READ CAREFULLY AND REPLY ME BACK ASAP.
 
HELLO,
I am Mr. T. Smith, deputy senior regional manager at a Commercial and
Finance Bank in Yorkshire. I have urgent [...]

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A Hot Lard Best Wishes to Lisa Montgomery

I’d like to send out a big fat wonderful Hot Lard Best Wishes to Lisa Montgomery who was just sentenced by a jury of her peers to die. This “Leave it to Beaver” mother wannabe decided to bypass that messy ole 9 month incubation period most women go through to have a child. She skipped [...]

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My Thoughts by blstern (Mime Golf Course)

I’m thinking of starting a Mime Golf Course. At every tee there would be a mime that would perform various acts and mimic the golfer while they try to hit their ball. They would do the “wind tunnel and trapped in a box” thing, all the while the golfer is trying to concentrate [...]

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Top Sites on the Internet You MUST Visit

tubgirl.com
lemonparty.org
2girls1cup.com
dickchop.com
Meatspin.com
blink-182.com
motherman.com
goatsemarathon.com
mudfall.com
thepounder.com
poobutton.com
areyoubugged.net
xrayceleb.com
tinydotmaze.com
winamilliontree.com
husbandtrace.com
wifetrace.com

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Open Letter to All Girls Who Want to be Popular on the Internet

Dear “Girl Who Desires Fame on the Internet“,
Lately, Count of Flanders Butwheaty has noticed a growing trend on the internet. Namely, girls who post self-portraits from their cellphones and pocket-size Canon’s on popular social sites. The sites include, but not limited to:

Facebook.com
MySpace.com
TinyPic.com
Imageshack.us
PhotoBucket.com

The reason for the open letter is simple; it is a well-known [...]

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PS3 Confusion Solved!

Confused by Sony’s Playstation 3 purchase options?  Me too…
Wired has created a Venn diagram to help you figure out which model of Playstation 3 to purchase.
Keep in mind, this started out as a joke.  Check it out.

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