Posted in Animals, Thoughts, tagged , Alive, Blood, Crack Whore, Driving, French Toast, Fuck, Grandma, Humor, Lightning, Making love, Midget porn, My Thoughts, Night, Panties, Pigs, Planes, Roads, Skydiving, Smells, Snakes, Thought of the Day, Thunder, Unstoppable, Veins, Wind, Windows, Zoom on September 29, 2007 | No Comments »
There is nothing better than a late night drive with the windows down. The cool air on my face is sharp and crisp. I can feel the sensation of the cold wake my nerves and causes my mind to race. I feel invincible and so very alive. I want to dance and sing and [...]
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Posted in Super Tard, WTF, tagged Back Pack, Batman, Comics, Crack Whore, Hero, Humor, Retards, Super Hero, Superman, Tard, Tards, Wisdom on September 28, 2007 | No Comments »
Supertard has struck again:
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Start OpenOffice Calc (I have version 2.3.0 installed)
Click inside a cell and type =game(”StarWars” 
Have fun!
Note: If you try again, you’ll get a message “oh no, not again!”. To play again, close OpenOffice and end the Quickstarter process (Windows). Restart OpenOffice Calc.
Screenshots:
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Posted in Email Scams, tagged Birthday, Cars, Cats, Clowns, Dancing, Email, England, Evil Clowns, Humor, Imposter, Impostor, Lucky Charms, Medication, Monty Python, Pants, Party, Pizza, Sacrifice, Spoons, Stinkers, Whipped Cream on September 28, 2007 | No Comments »
Yet another case where the impostor blstern is living a better life than me. Now this bastard is getting invited to parties over in England. WTF is up with that?!?!? The email that was sent is quite short, there was and attachment that gave really good details of the location and particulars of the party. [...]
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Posted in Hotties, Photos, tagged catholic, girls kissing on September 27, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Can you see it?
Yep, someone (a really big loser) forgot to use TWO pieces of tape for the ad on the wall! What a doofus!!
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Posted in Mad Lib, tagged , , adventure, Great American Novels, Humor, Midget porn, Midgets, Novels, stories on September 27, 2007 | No Comments »
OK you degenerates’, it’s that time again…… For another Hot Lard Mad Lib.
The rules are simple, I am using the reference words you sick puppies use to find our happy little corner of the world here. The portions of the story that are in bold are what you group of Internet pud pounders have contributed.
We [...]
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When is Microsoft going to learn how to properly design and build a successful piece of hardware?
So here’s the deal; on Monday my XBOX 360 arrived via UPS from the repair center in McAllen, TX. I didn’t have much time to actually play anything because of a few nerds, but I was able to [...]
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Posted in Hotties, Photos on September 26, 2007 | 1 Comment »
In case you were wondering, there are no ugly women on planet Earth. Here’s proof.
Click photo for larger version.
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Posted in Animals, Photos, tagged Animals, dogs, ducks, wacky on September 26, 2007 | No Comments »
Posted in Photos, WTF on September 26, 2007 | No Comments »
Undoubtedly, we’ve all tried some crazy places to fulfill our God-given needs (abandoned hotel lobby anyone?). This has to be the craziest EVER!
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