Here it is the last day of August, college football has started and the NFL gets underway in less than a week. I love football; I believe it is the best of all sports…. Wait, let me re-word that. It IS the best God damn sport of all time motherfucker!!!!
Now, before you soccer fags [...]
Archive for August, 2007
Football Rules!!!
Posted in Rants, Sports, Thoughts, You Suck, tagged Baseball, Baseball sucks, Basketball, Basketball sucks, Boxing, boxing sucks, Candy Ass, Dancing with the stars, Football, Retards, Skating, Soccer, Soccer Sucks on August 31, 2007 | 12 Comments »
The Mullet – All You Ever Wanted to Know
Posted in PSA on August 31, 2007 | 1 Comment »
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DEFINITION
Mullet (mulit):
a hairstyle, common among those of lower socio socio-economic status, consisting of short, well groomed hair on the anterior area of the head and long, flowing locks on the posterior area of the head.
ANATOMY OF A MULLET
CLASSIC MULLET
This specimen is a clear demonstration of a classic mullet. [...]
Jaws Returns
Posted in DotD on August 31, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Remember Richard Kiel? He played Jaws in a number of James Bond movies with Roger Moore. He was a great villian. Here’s a photo of Richard in costume:
While visiting the BET studios earlier in the week, we came across this fucktard. Yes, you are right … those sunglasses sure do make him look stupid!
Can you [...]
If You Think Hitting a Deer is Bad
Posted in Animals, Public on August 31, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Moose Story
The following pictures are of a moose that went through a car’s windshield and out the rear window this month Near South River, Ontario.
The VERY lucky woman driver ended up With just a broken wrist and needing a good bath. When you view the pictures you will wonder how the woman managed to survive.
TARD WARS
Posted in Quick Movie, Super Tard, tagged Block Buster, Blockbuster, Humor, Kitten, Movies, Poo, Retards, Sci Fi, Science Fiction, SciFi, Spider Monkey, Star Wars, Super, Super Tard, Tard, Tard Wars, Wars on August 30, 2007 | 1 Comment »
It has waited an eternity with baited breath…..
Looking for the right moment…..
To show the world the symbol of true terror…
It’s time for a beloved super hero to face his greatest challenge….
No amount of training…
No amount of skill…
No amount of drool…
Can prepare him for the terror that lies ahead.
Hot Lard Studios is proud to present…
The battle [...]
Kids are Stupid
Posted in Owies on August 30, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
The French are Stupid Too
Posted in Video on August 30, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Yeah-yeah, so the hottie from South Carolina is the brightest girl in the world … but, neither are the French! And yes, that was a blanket-assumption of ALL French retards.
Tequila Will Cure You
Posted in Video on August 30, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Sorry Granny, you’re IT!
Posted in FotD on August 29, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Against my better wishes, I reluctantly present to you our FotD. While she’s got some years behind her, there are few more left in her. No teeth, for once, can be a good thing.
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